My daughter's birthday was the best ever?

My name is Nicole and I'm 33 years old. My daughter's birthday surprise: I ate beans and cabbage all day, baked a nice birthday cake. Then I dropped trows and exposed myself fully naked to my 17 year old daughter, Haley. She was distraught and called out "OMG MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" She knew that something was going on and I farted really loudly on the cake. When I was ready I stood less than a foot away from the cake and let out another monstrous 7 or 8 seconds long wet fart. The smell was horrid. It was like a combo of rotten eggs, a gas station, and anchovies. The whole room reeked. Then I fed it to my daughter Haley McKelvey who all ate it in minutes.